Clarkson's Farm — Season 3 Episode 8
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S03E08
Calculating
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
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Episode
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S01E01
11 Jun 21
★ 8.6
54m
Tractoring
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
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S01E02
11 Jun 21
★ 8.1
51m
Sheeping
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
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S01E03
11 Jun 21
★ 8.6
52m
Shopping
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
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S01E04
11 Jun 21
★ 8.4
49m
Wilding
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
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S01E05
11 Jun 21
★ 7.9
47m
Pan (dem) icking
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
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S01E06
11 Jun 21
★ 8.3
42m
Melting
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
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S01E07
11 Jun 21
★ 8.4
41m
Fluffing
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
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S01E08
11 Jun 21
★ 8.8
54m
Harvesting
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
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S02E01
10 Feb 23
★ 8.3
42m
Surviving
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
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S02E02
10 Feb 23
★ 8.4
46m
Cowering
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
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S02E03
10 Feb 23
★ 8.3
40m
Schmoozing
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
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S02E04
10 Feb 23
★ 8.4
45m
Badgering
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
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S02E05
10 Feb 23
★ 8.5
48m
Council-ing
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
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S02E06
10 Feb 23
★ 8.4
40m
Counselling
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
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S02E07
10 Feb 23
★ 8.6
44m
Scheming
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
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S02E08
10 Feb 23
★ 8.6
52m
Climaxing
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.
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S03E01
3 Mei 24
★ 8.2
44m
Unfarming
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
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S03E02
3 Mei 24
★ 8.5
46m
Porking
Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.
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S03E03
3 Mei 24
★ 8.3
48m
Jobbing
It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
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S03E04
3 Mei 24
★ 8.4
49m
Harrowing
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
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S03E05
10 Mei 24
★ 8.6
52m
Healing
Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.
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S03E06
10 Mei 24
★ 8.3
50m
Mushrooming
Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.
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S03E07
10 Mei 24
★ 8.2
52m
Parking
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
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S03E08
10 Mei 24
★ 8.4
60m
Sedang diputar
Calculating
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
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S04E01
23 Mei 25
★ 7.8
39m
Solo-ing
Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.
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S04E02
23 Mei 25
★ 7.8
51m
Pubbing
Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.
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S04E03
23 Mei 25
★ 7.8
49m
Crawling
Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.
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S04E04
23 Mei 25
★ 8.0
44m
Cottaging
There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
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S04E05
30 Mei 25
★ 7.8
44m
Endgaming
It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.
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S04E06
30 Mei 25
★ 7.8
49m
Splurging
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
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S04E07
6 Jun 25
★ 8.1
52m
Hurrying
A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.
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S04E08
6 Jun 25
★ 8.1
49m
Landlording
It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.
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S05E01
3 Jun 26
★ 9.6
49m
Operating
A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
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S05E02
3 Jun 26
★ 9.0
51m
Storming
Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.
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S05E03
3 Jun 26
★ 9.6
43m
Tripping
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.
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S05E04
3 Jun 26
★ 8.8
54m
Updating
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
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S05E05
10 Jun 26
★ 9.0
49m
Decapitating
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.
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S05E06
10 Jun 26
★ 8.0
55m
Frazzling
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?
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S05E07
17 Jun 26
51m
Sickening
Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.
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S05E08
17 Jun 26
70m
Reaping
With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.