Family Guy — Season 7 Episode 15
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S07E15
Three Kings
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
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S01E01
31 Jan 99
★ 7.2
23m
Death Has a Shadow
After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.
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S01E02
11 Apr 99
★ 7.3
23m
I Never Met the Dead Man
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.
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S01E03
18 Apr 99
★ 6.8
23m
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.
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S01E04
25 Apr 99
★ 7.3
23m
Mind Over Murder
At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.
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S01E05
1 Mei 99
★ 7.2
23m
A Hero Sits Next Door
When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.
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S01E06
2 Mei 99
★ 6.9
23m
The Son Also Draws
Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.
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S01E07
15 Mei 99
★ 7.0
23m
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.
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S01E01
31 Jan 99
★ 7.2
23m
Death Has a Shadow
After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.
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S01E02
11 Apr 99
★ 7.3
23m
I Never Met the Dead Man
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.
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S01E03
18 Apr 99
★ 6.8
23m
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.
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S01E04
25 Apr 99
★ 7.3
23m
Mind Over Murder
At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.
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S01E05
1 Mei 99
★ 7.2
23m
A Hero Sits Next Door
When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.
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S01E06
2 Mei 99
★ 6.9
23m
The Son Also Draws
Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.
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S01E07
15 Mei 99
★ 7.0
23m
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.
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S02E01
23 Sep 99
★ 7.1
23m
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.
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S02E02
30 Sep 99
★ 7.1
23m
Holy Crap
Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.
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S02E03
26 Des 99
★ 7.3
23m
Da Boom
Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.
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S02E04
7 Mar 00
★ 7.1
23m
Brian in Love
A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.
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S02E05
14 Mar 00
★ 7.0
23m
Love Thy Trophy
The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.
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S02E06
21 Mar 00
★ 7.9
23m
Death Is a Bitch
When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.
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S02E07
28 Mar 00
★ 7.2
23m
The King Is Dead
When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.
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S02E08
28 Mar 00
★ 7.2
23m
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.
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S02E09
4 Apr 00
★ 7.2
23m
If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.
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S02E10
11 Apr 00
★ 7.1
23m
Running Mates
Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.
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S02E11
18 Apr 00
★ 6.9
23m
A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.
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S02E12
25 Apr 00
★ 7.0
23m
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Meg exposes her family on a talk show.
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S02E13
30 Mei 00
★ 7.6
23m
Road to Rhode Island
Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.
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S02E14
6 Jun 00
★ 7.2
23m
Let's Go to the Hop
Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.
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S02E15
13 Jun 00
★ 7.1
23m
Dammit Janet
Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.
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S02E16
27 Jun 00
★ 7.0
23m
There's Something About Paulie
As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.
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S02E17
27 Jun 00
★ 7.2
23m
He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.
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S02E18
12 Jul 00
★ 7.5
23m
E. Peterbus Unum
After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.
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S02E19
18 Jul 00
★ 7.2
23m
The Story on Page One
Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.
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S02E20
25 Jul 00
★ 7.5
23m
Wasted Talent
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
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S02E21
1 Agu 00
★ 7.2
23m
Fore Father
Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.
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S03E01
11 Jul 01
★ 7.3
23m
The Thin White Line (1)
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
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S03E02
18 Jul 01
★ 7.2
23m
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
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S03E03
25 Jul 01
★ 6.8
23m
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
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S03E04
1 Agu 01
★ 6.5
23m
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
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S03E05
8 Agu 01
★ 7.1
23m
And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
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S03E06
15 Agu 01
★ 7.4
23m
Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
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S03E07
22 Agu 01
★ 7.0
23m
Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
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S03E08
29 Agu 01
★ 6.4
23m
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
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S03E09
5 Sep 01
★ 6.9
23m
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
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S03E10
19 Sep 01
★ 6.4
23m
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
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S03E11
8 Okt 01
★ 7.4
23m
Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
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S03E12
15 Nov 01
★ 7.3
23m
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
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S03E13
29 Nov 01
★ 6.8
23m
Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
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S03E14
6 Des 01
★ 7.0
23m
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
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S03E15
20 Des 01
★ 7.0
23m
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
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S03E16
21 Des 01
★ 6.5
23m
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
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S03E17
17 Jan 02
★ 7.0
23m
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
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S03E18
24 Jan 02
★ 7.0
23m
From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
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S03E19
31 Jan 02
★ 7.0
23m
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
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S03E20
7 Feb 02
★ 7.2
23m
Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
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S03E21
14 Feb 02
★ 7.1
23m
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
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S03E22
10 Des 04
★ 6.7
23m
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
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S04E01
1 Mei 05
★ 7.1
22m
North by North Quahog
Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.
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S04E02
8 Mei 05
★ 7.0
22m
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.
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S04E03
15 Mei 05
★ 6.6
22m
Blind Ambition
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.
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S04E04
5 Jun 05
★ 6.8
22m
Don't Make Me Over
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."
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S04E05
12 Jun 05
★ 7.1
22m
The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.
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S04E06
19 Jun 05
★ 7.4
23m
Petarded
After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.
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S04E07
26 Jun 05
★ 7.3
22m
Brian the Bachelor
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.
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S04E08
10 Jul 05
★ 7.1
22m
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.
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S04E09
17 Jul 05
★ 7.3
22m
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.
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S04E10
24 Jul 05
★ 6.8
22m
Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.
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S04E11
11 Sep 05
★ 6.9
22m
Peter's Got Woods
Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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S04E12
18 Sep 05
★ 6.3
22m
Perfect Castaway
When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.
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S04E13
25 Sep 05
★ 7.0
22m
Jungle Love
When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.
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S04E14
6 Nov 05
★ 7.2
23m
PTV
After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog.
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S04E15
13 Nov 05
★ 7.1
22m
Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
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S04E16
20 Nov 05
★ 7.0
22m
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.
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S04E17
27 Nov 05
★ 7.2
24m
The Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Man Strangler” be?
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S04E18
18 Des 05
★ 6.5
22m
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.
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S04E19
8 Jan 06
★ 6.7
22m
Brian Sings and Swings
After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.
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S04E20
29 Jan 06
★ 7.0
22m
Patriot Games
At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.
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S04E21
12 Mar 06
★ 6.9
23m
I Take Thee Quagmire
When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.
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S04E22
26 Mar 06
★ 7.0
24m
Sibling Rivalry
Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.
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S04E23
9 Apr 06
★ 7.0
24m
Deep Throats
Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.
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S04E24
23 Apr 06
★ 7.1
23m
Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.
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S04E25
30 Apr 06
★ 6.5
22m
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.
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S04E26
7 Mei 06
★ 7.1
24m
Petergeist
Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.
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S04E27
14 Mei 06
★ 7.0
24m
The Griffin Family History
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.
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S04E28
21 Mei 06
★ 7.0
22m
Stewie B. Goode
After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.
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S04E29
21 Mei 06
★ 7.4
21m
Bango Was His Name Oh!
Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
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S04E30
21 Mei 06
★ 6.8
22m
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.
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S05E01
10 Sep 06
★ 7.1
22m
Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
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S05E02
17 Sep 06
★ 7.4
22m
Mother Tucker
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
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S05E03
24 Sep 06
★ 7.2
22m
Hell Comes to Quahog
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
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S05E04
5 Nov 06
★ 6.7
22m
Saving Private Brian
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
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S05E05
12 Nov 06
★ 7.5
22m
Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
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S05E06
19 Nov 06
★ 7.0
22m
Prick Up Your Ears
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
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S05E07
26 Nov 06
★ 7.0
22m
Chick Cancer
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
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S05E08
17 Des 06
★ 7.1
22m
Barely Legal
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.
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S05E09
28 Jan 07
★ 7.3
22m
Road to Rupert
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
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S05E10
11 Feb 07
★ 7.3
22m
Peter's Two Dads
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
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S05E11
18 Feb 07
★ 7.1
22m
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
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S05E12
4 Mar 07
★ 7.2
22m
Airport '07
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
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S05E13
11 Mar 07
★ 6.4
22m
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
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S05E14
25 Mar 07
★ 6.8
22m
No Meals on Wheels
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
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S05E15
29 Apr 07
★ 6.8
22m
Boys Do Cry
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
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S05E16
6 Mei 07
★ 6.4
22m
No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
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S05E17
13 Mei 07
★ 7.2
22m
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
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S05E18
20 Mei 07
★ 7.6
22m
Meet the Quagmires
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
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S06E01
23 Sep 07
★ 7.1
48m
Blue Harvest
Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil Darth Vader the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 escape to the planet Tatooine to find help from the Rebel Alliance. There they encounter Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi who infiltrate the Death Star then rescue the captive princess from the Death Star and return to aid the Rebellion in its fight against the Galactic Empire.
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S06E02
30 Sep 07
★ 6.6
22m
Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss.
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S06E03
7 Okt 07
★ 7.0
22m
Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.
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S06E04
4 Nov 07
★ 7.8
21m
Stewie Kills Lois (1)
Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.
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S06E05
11 Nov 07
★ 8.0
22m
Lois Kills Stewie (2)
Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the lookout for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.
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S06E06
18 Nov 07
★ 6.9
22m
Padre de Familia
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.
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S06E07
25 Nov 07
★ 7.5
22m
Peter's Daughter
After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.
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S06E08
13 Jan 08
★ 7.5
22m
McStroke
Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.
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S06E09
17 Feb 08
★ 6.8
22m
Back to the Woods
James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.
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S06E10
2 Mar 08
★ 6.9
22m
Play It Again, Brian
Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.
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S06E11
27 Apr 08
★ 7.2
22m
The Former Life of Brian
Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.
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S06E12
4 Mei 08
★ 7.2
22m
Long John Peter
When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.
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S07E01
28 Sep 08
★ 6.1
22m
Love Blactually
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
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S07E02
5 Okt 08
★ 7.1
22m
I Dream of Jesus
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.
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S07E03
19 Okt 08
★ 7.5
22m
Road to Germany
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.
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S07E04
2 Nov 08
★ 6.9
22m
Baby Not On Board
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
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S07E05
9 Nov 08
★ 7.3
22m
The Man with Two Brians
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.
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S07E06
16 Nov 08
★ 6.8
22m
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
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S07E07
15 Feb 09
★ 7.3
22m
Ocean's Three and a Half
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.
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S07E08
8 Mar 09
★ 6.7
22m
Family Gay
After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.
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S07E09
15 Mar 09
★ 6.5
22m
The Juice Is Loose
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
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S07E10
22 Mar 09
★ 6.9
22m
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
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S07E11
29 Mar 09
★ 7.2
22m
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
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S07E12
19 Apr 09
★ 7.2
22m
420
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
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S07E13
26 Apr 09
★ 7.1
22m
Stew-Roids
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.
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S07E14
3 Mei 09
★ 7.1
22m
We Love You, Conrad
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
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S07E15
10 Mei 09
★ 7.3
22m
Sedang diputar
Three Kings
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
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S07E16
17 Mei 09
★ 6.7
22m
Peter's Progress
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
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S08E01
27 Sep 09
★ 8.7
22m
Road to the Multiverse
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.
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S08E02
4 Okt 09
★ 6.6
22m
Family Goy
When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.
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S08E03
11 Okt 09
★ 6.6
22m
Spies Reminiscent of Us
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.
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S08E04
8 Nov 09
★ 7.2
22m
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.
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S08E05
8 Nov 09
★ 6.8
22m
Hannah Banana
After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.
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S08E06
15 Nov 09
★ 6.7
22m
Quagmire's Baby
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.
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S08E07
22 Nov 09
★ 6.6
22m
Jerome Is the New Black
Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.
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S08E08
29 Nov 09
★ 6.9
22m
Dog Gone
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter
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S08E09
13 Des 09
★ 6.4
22m
Business Guy
When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built.
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S08E10
3 Jan 10
★ 6.6
22m
Big Man on Hippocampus
When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again.
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S08E11
31 Jan 10
★ 7.2
22m
Dial Meg for Murder
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.
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S08E12
14 Feb 10
★ 6.6
22m
Extra Large Medium
When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.
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S08E13
14 Mar 10
★ 6.3
22m
Go, Stewie, Go!
Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
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S08E14
21 Mar 10
★ 6.4
22m
Peter-assment
After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.
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S08E15
28 Mar 10
★ 6.8
22m
Brian Griffin's House of Payne
Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.
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S08E16
11 Apr 10
★ 6.6
22m
April in Quahog
When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.
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S08E17
2 Mei 10
★ 6.8
22m
Brian & Stewie
In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan.
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S08E18
9 Mei 10
★ 6.4
22m
Quagmire's Dad
Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.
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S08E19
16 Mei 10
★ 6.4
22m
The Splendid Source
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.
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S08E20
23 Mei 10
★ 6.7
55m
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.
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S09E01
26 Sep 10
★ 8.0
50m
And Then There Were Fewer
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.
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S09E02
3 Okt 10
★ 6.1
22m
Excellence in Broadcasting
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
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S09E03
10 Okt 10
★ 6.8
22m
Welcome Back Carter
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
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S09E04
7 Nov 10
★ 6.6
22m
Halloween on Spooner Street
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors.
While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.
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S09E05
14 Nov 10
★ 6.6
22m
Baby, You Knock Me Out
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
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S09E06
21 Nov 10
★ 6.6
22m
Brian Writes a Bestseller
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.
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S09E07
12 Des 10
★ 7.8
44m
Road to the North Pole
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.
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S09E08
9 Jan 11
★ 6.9
22m
New Kidney in Town
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.
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S09E09
16 Jan 11
★ 6.5
22m
And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.
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S09E10
13 Feb 11
★ 6.5
22m
Friends of Peter G.
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
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S09E11
20 Feb 11
★ 6.6
22m
German Guy
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.
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S09E12
6 Mar 11
★ 6.5
22m
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.
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S09E13
20 Mar 11
★ 6.8
22m
Trading Places
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.
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S09E14
10 Apr 11
★ 6.6
22m
Tiegs for Two
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.
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S09E15
17 Apr 11
★ 6.8
22m
Brothers & Sisters
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
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S09E16
8 Mei 11
★ 7.6
22m
The Big Bang Theory
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.
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S09E17
15 Mei 11
★ 6.6
22m
Foreign Affairs
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
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S10E01
25 Sep 11
★ 6.9
22m
Lottery Fever
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
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S10E02
2 Okt 11
★ 7.2
22m
Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her.
The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I). It continues on American Dad! S08E02 Hurricane! (III).
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S10E03
30 Okt 11
★ 6.7
22m
Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.
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S10E04
6 Nov 11
★ 7.1
22m
Stewie Goes for a Drive
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.
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S10E05
13 Nov 11
★ 8.0
22m
Back to the Pilot
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
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S10E06
20 Nov 11
★ 6.7
22m
Thanksgiving
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
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S10E07
27 Nov 11
★ 6.3
22m
Amish Guy
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
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S10E08
4 Des 11
★ 6.9
22m
Cool Hand Peter
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.
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S10E09
11 Des 11
★ 6.8
22m
Grumpy Old Man
It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.
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S10E10
8 Jan 12
★ 7.1
22m
Meg and Quagmire
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
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S10E11
15 Jan 12
★ 7.3
22m
The Blind Side
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.
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S10E12
29 Jan 12
★ 7.4
22m
Livin' on a Prayer
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
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S10E13
12 Feb 12
★ 5.9
22m
Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.
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S10E14
19 Feb 12
★ 7.2
22m
Be Careful What You Fish For
After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.
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S10E15
4 Mar 12
★ 6.7
22m
Burning Down the Bayit
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money
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S10E16
11 Mar 12
★ 7.1
22m
Killer Queen
Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.
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S10E17
18 Mar 12
★ 7.8
22m
Forget-Me-Not
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.
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S10E18
1 Apr 12
★ 6.8
22m
You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.
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S10E19
29 Apr 12
★ 7.1
22m
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.
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S10E20
6 Mei 12
★ 7.3
22m
Leggo My Meg-O
Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..
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S10E21
13 Mei 12
★ 6.5
22m
Tea Peter
When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
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S10E22
20 Mei 12
★ 7.2
22m
Viewer Mail #2
One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.
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S10E23
20 Mei 12
★ 6.7
22m
Internal Affairs
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
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S11E01
30 Sep 12
★ 7.5
22m
Into Fat Air
The Griffins attempt to conquer Mount Everest after competitive friends mention they plan to scale the legendary peak. Things, however, are not looking up for the Griffins, as a wicked storm leaves them pinned down on the side of the mountain.
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S11E02
7 Okt 12
★ 6.6
22m
Ratings Guy
Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored and he steals a number of the Nielsen boxes in hopes of controlling the airwaves.
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S11E03
4 Nov 12
★ 6.5
22m
The Old Man and the Big 'C'
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.
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S11E04
11 Nov 12
★ 8.1
22m
Yug Ylimaf
Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
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S11E05
18 Nov 12
★ 6.9
22m
Joe's Revenge
When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.
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S11E06
25 Nov 12
★ 6.9
22m
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.
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S11E07
9 Des 12
★ 6.7
22m
Friends Without Benefits
When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.
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S11E08
23 Des 12
★ 7.0
22m
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
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S11E09
6 Jan 13
★ 6.9
22m
Space Cadet
To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.
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S11E10
13 Jan 13
★ 6.5
22m
Brian's Play
Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.
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S11E11
27 Jan 13
★ 6.9
22m
The Giggity Wife
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
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S11E12
10 Feb 13
★ 6.9
22m
Valentine's Day in Quahog
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
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S11E13
17 Feb 13
★ 6.8
22m
Chris Cross
Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
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S11E14
10 Mar 13
★ 6.6
22m
Call Girl
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.
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S11E15
17 Mar 13
★ 6.2
22m
Turban Cowboy
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.
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S11E16
24 Mar 13
★ 6.7
22m
12 and a Half Angry Men
When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.
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S11E17
14 Apr 13
★ 6.0
22m
Bigfat
Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.
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S11E18
28 Apr 13
★ 7.0
22m
Total Recall
After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can't compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.
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S11E19
5 Mei 13
★ 6.6
22m
Save the Clam
When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.
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S11E20
12 Mei 13
★ 7.1
22m
Farmer Guy
Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.
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S11E21
19 Mei 13
★ 7.3
22m
Roads to Vegas
Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.
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S11E22
19 Mei 13
★ 6.6
22m
No Country Club for Old Men
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.
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S12E01
29 Sep 13
★ 6.9
22m
Finders Keepers
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
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S12E02
6 Okt 13
★ 6.2
22m
Vestigial Peter
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
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S12E03
3 Nov 13
★ 6.8
22m
Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.
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S12E04
10 Nov 13
★ 6.5
22m
A Fistful of Meg
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
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S12E05
17 Nov 13
★ 6.5
22m
Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
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S12E06
24 Nov 13
★ 5.6
22m
Life of Brian
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.
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S12E07
8 Des 13
★ 6.4
22m
Into Harmony's Way
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.
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S12E08
15 Des 13
★ 6.8
22m
Christmas Guy
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
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S12E09
5 Jan 14
★ 6.2
22m
Peter Problems
When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.
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S12E10
12 Jan 14
★ 7.0
22m
Grimm Job
From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
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S12E11
26 Jan 14
★ 6.4
22m
Brian's a Bad Father
Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
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S12E12
9 Mar 14
★ 6.2
22m
Mom's the Word
When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
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S12E13
16 Mar 14
★ 6.8
22m
3 Acts of God
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
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S12E14
23 Mar 14
★ 5.9
22m
Fresh Heir
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
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S12E15
30 Mar 14
★ 7.2
22m
Secondhand Spoke
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
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S12E16
6 Apr 14
★ 6.3
22m
Herpe, the Love Sore
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
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S12E17
13 Apr 14
★ 7.0
22m
The Most Interesting Man in the World
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
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S12E18
27 Apr 14
★ 6.5
22m
Baby Got Black
Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
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S12E19
4 Mei 14
★ 7.1
22m
Meg Stinks!
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
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S12E20
11 Mei 14
★ 7.3
22m
He's Bla-ack!
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
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S12E21
18 Mei 14
★ 7.1
22m
Chap Stewie
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.
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S13E01
28 Sep 14
★ 7.5
46m
The Simpsons Guy
In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.
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S13E02
5 Okt 14
★ 6.7
24m
The Book of Joe
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
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S13E03
19 Okt 14
★ 6.6
24m
Baking Bad
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
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S13E04
9 Nov 14
★ 7.1
24m
Brian the Closer
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
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S13E05
16 Nov 14
★ 6.8
24m
Turkey Guys
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
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S13E06
7 Des 14
★ 7.0
24m
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
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S13E07
4 Jan 15
★ 7.1
24m
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
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S13E08
11 Jan 15
★ 6.7
24m
Our Idiot Brian
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
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S13E09
25 Jan 15
★ 6.2
24m
This Little Piggy
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
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S13E10
8 Feb 15
★ 6.6
24m
Quagmire's Mom
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
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S13E11
15 Feb 15
★ 6.4
23m
Encyclopedia Griffin
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
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S13E12
8 Mar 15
★ 5.8
24m
Stewie Is Enceinte
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
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S13E13
15 Mar 15
★ 6.5
24m
Dr. C and the Women
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
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S13E14
12 Apr 15
★ 6.9
23m
#JOLO
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
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S13E15
19 Apr 15
★ 6.5
24m
Once Bitten
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
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S13E16
26 Apr 15
★ 6.8
24m
Roasted Guy
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
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S13E17
3 Mei 15
★ 6.9
24m
Fighting Irish
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
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S13E18
17 Mei 15
★ 7.3
24m
Take My Wife
Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
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S14E01
27 Sep 15
★ 6.8
25m
Pilling Them Softly
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.
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S14E02
4 Okt 15
★ 7.2
22m
Papa Has a Rollin' Son
For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.
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S14E03
11 Okt 15
★ 7.0
22m
Guy Robot
Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
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S14E04
25 Okt 15
★ 7.4
22m
Peternormal Activity
The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them
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S14E05
8 Nov 15
★ 6.8
22m
Peter, Chris & Brian
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.
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S14E06
15 Nov 15
★ 6.9
22m
Peter's Sister
Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.
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S14E07
22 Nov 15
★ 7.0
23m
Hot Pocket-Dial
Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.
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S14E08
6 Des 15
★ 7.1
23m
Brokeback Swanson
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.
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S14E09
13 Des 15
★ 7.0
23m
A Shot in the Dark
When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.
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S14E10
3 Jan 16
★ 7.1
24m
Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.
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S14E11
10 Jan 16
★ 7.3
24m
The Peanut Butter Kid
When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.
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S14E12
17 Jan 16
★ 6.9
24m
Scammed Yankees
Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.
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S14E13
14 Feb 16
★ 7.1
22m
An App a Day
Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
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S14E14
21 Feb 16
★ 7.1
22m
Underage Peter
Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.
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S14E15
6 Mar 16
★ 7.6
23m
A Lot Going On Upstairs
When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.
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S14E16
13 Mar 16
★ 6.8
22m
The Heartbreak Dog
Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.
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S14E17
17 Apr 16
★ 7.1
22m
Take a Letter
To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.
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S14E18
8 Mei 16
★ 6.8
23m
The New Adventures of Old Tom
Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.
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S14E19
15 Mei 16
★ 6.9
23m
Run, Chris, Run
To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.
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S14E20
22 Mei 16
★ 7.2
23m
Road to India
Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.
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S15E01
25 Sep 16
★ 6.4
24m
The Boys in the Band
Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life.
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S15E02
2 Okt 16
★ 6.0
22m
Bookie of the Year
Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant.
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S15E03
16 Okt 16
★ 7.1
22m
American Gigg-olo
After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.
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S15E04
23 Okt 16
★ 6.4
22m
Inside Family Guy
Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.
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S15E05
6 Nov 16
★ 6.9
22m
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.
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S15E06
13 Nov 16
★ 6.5
22m
Hot Shots
In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.
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S15E07
20 Nov 16
★ 7.2
22m
High School English
In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".
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S15E08
4 Des 16
★ 5.8
22m
Carter and Tricia
Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.
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S15E09
11 Des 16
★ 6.9
24m
How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.
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S15E10
8 Jan 17
★ 7.2
24m
Passenger Fatty-Seven
Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.
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S15E11
15 Jan 17
★ 6.3
22m
Gronkowsbees
Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.
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S15E12
12 Feb 17
★ 6.6
23m
Peter's Def Jam
The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.
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S15E13
19 Feb 17
★ 6.4
24m
The Finer Strings
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much
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S15E14
5 Mar 17
★ 6.5
22m
The Dating Game
Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis
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S15E15
12 Mar 17
★ 6.8
22m
Cop and a Half-Wit
Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.
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S15E16
19 Mar 17
★ 7.2
22m
Saturated Fat Guy
In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous
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S15E17
26 Mar 17
★ 6.6
22m
Peter's Lost Youth
Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him
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S15E18
30 Apr 17
★ 6.9
23m
The Peter Principal
Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.
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S15E19
22 Mei 17
★ 6.8
23m
Dearly Deported
When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.
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S15E20
22 Mei 17
★ 6.7
23m
A House Full of Peters
Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.
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S16E01
1 Okt 17
★ 6.8
23m
Emmy-Winning Episode
Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.
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S16E02
8 Okt 17
★ 6.8
23m
Foxx in the Men House
Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.
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S16E03
15 Okt 17
★ 6.9
23m
Nanny Goats
Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.
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S16E04
22 Okt 17
★ 6.7
23m
Follow the Money
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.
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S16E05
5 Nov 17
★ 7.0
23m
Three Directors
The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
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S16E06
12 Nov 17
★ 7.7
23m
The D in Apartment 23
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.
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S16E07
19 Nov 17
★ 6.5
23m
Petey IV
Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).
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S16E08
3 Des 17
★ 7.0
23m
Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.
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S16E09
10 Des 17
★ 6.8
23m
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".
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S16E10
7 Jan 18
★ 6.8
23m
Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.
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S16E11
14 Jan 18
★ 6.8
23m
Dog Bites Bear
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.
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S16E12
18 Mar 18
★ 5.9
27m
Send in Stewie, Please
When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.
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S16E13
25 Mar 18
★ 7.1
23m
V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
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S16E14
1 Apr 18
★ 6.7
23m
Veteran Guy
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
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S16E15
8 Apr 18
★ 6.4
23m
The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
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S16E16
22 Apr 18
★ 6.0
23m
'Family Guy' Through The Years
FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.
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S16E17
29 Apr 18
★ 7.2
23m
Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.
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S16E18
6 Mei 18
★ 6.8
23m
HTTPete
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
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S16E19
13 Mei 18
★ 6.1
23m
The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
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S16E20
20 Mei 18
★ 6.3
23m
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.
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S17E01
30 Sep 18
★ 6.4
23m
Married... with Cancer (1)
Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
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S17E02
7 Okt 18
★ 5.8
23m
Dead Dog Walking (2)
Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
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S17E03
14 Okt 18
★ 6.5
23m
Pal Stewie
Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wasn't invited to his birthday party.
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S17E04
21 Okt 18
★ 7.3
23m
Big Trouble in Little Quahog
Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.
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S17E05
4 Nov 18
★ 6.2
23m
Regarding Carter
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.
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S17E06
11 Nov 18
★ 6.7
23m
Stand By Meg
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.
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S17E07
18 Nov 18
★ 6.8
23m
The Griffin Winter Games
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
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S17E08
2 Des 18
★ 5.9
23m
Con Heiress
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
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S17E09
9 Des 18
★ 6.7
23m
Pawtucket Pete
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.
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S17E10
6 Jan 19
★ 6.2
23m
Hefty Shades of Gray
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.
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S17E11
13 Jan 19
★ 6.3
23m
Trump Guy
Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.
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S17E12
10 Feb 19
★ 6.7
23m
Bri, Robot
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
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S17E13
17 Feb 19
★ 5.3
23m
Trans-Fat
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.
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S17E14
3 Mar 19
★ 6.5
23m
Family Guy Lite
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.
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S17E15
10 Mar 19
★ 6.3
23m
No Giggity, No Doubt
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.
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S17E16
24 Mar 19
★ 5.9
23m
You Can't Handle the Booth
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
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S17E17
31 Mar 19
★ 6.7
23m
Island Adventure
In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he courts a middle-aged woman.
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S17E18
28 Apr 19
★ 6.5
23m
Throw It Away
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.
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S17E19
5 Mei 19
★ 6.1
23m
Girl, Internetted
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.
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S17E20
12 Mei 19
★ 6.6
23m
Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.
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S18E01
29 Sep 19
★ 4.9
22m
Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
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S18E02
6 Okt 19
★ 6.2
22m
Bri-Da
Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.
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S18E03
13 Okt 19
★ 6.0
22m
Absolutely Babulous
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
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S18E04
20 Okt 19
★ 5.1
22m
Disney's The Reboot
The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.
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S18E05
3 Nov 19
★ 6.2
22m
Cat Fight
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.
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S18E06
10 Nov 19
★ 6.1
22m
Peter & Lois' Wedding
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
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S18E07
17 Nov 19
★ 5.2
22m
Heart Burn
To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.
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S18E08
24 Nov 19
★ 5.9
22m
Shanksgiving
Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.
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S18E09
15 Des 19
★ 6.4
22m
Christmas Is Coming
When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.
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S18E10
5 Jan 20
★ 6.4
22m
Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
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S18E11
16 Feb 20
★ 5.9
22m
Short Cuts
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.
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S18E12
23 Feb 20
★ 6.3
22m
Undergrounded
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.
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S18E13
1 Mar 20
★ 7.4
22m
Rich Old Stewie
Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.
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S18E14
8 Mar 20
★ 6.9
22m
The Movement
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.
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S18E15
15 Mar 20
★ 6.8
22m
Baby Stewie
Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby.
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S18E16
19 Apr 20
★ 4.9
22m
Start Me Up
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.
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S18E17
26 Apr 20
★ 5.2
22m
Coma Guy
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
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S18E18
3 Mei 20
★ 5.2
22m
Better Off Meg
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg Griffin.
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S18E19
10 Mei 20
★ 6.3
22m
Holly Bibble
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.
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S18E20
17 Mei 20
★ 6.1
22m
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.
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S19E01
27 Sep 20
★ 6.1
22m
Stewie's First Word
Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.
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S19E02
4 Okt 20
★ 6.5
22m
The Talented Mr. Stewie
Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.
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S19E03
11 Okt 20
★ 6.2
22m
Boys & Squirrels
When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his "true height" of 6'5".
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S19E04
1 Nov 20
★ 6.5
22m
CutawayLand
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
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S19E05
8 Nov 20
★ 6.7
22m
La Famiglia Guy
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.
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S19E06
15 Nov 20
★ 5.6
22m
Meg's Wedding
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.
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S19E07
22 Nov 20
★ 5.6
22m
Wild Wild West
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.
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S19E08
6 Des 20
★ 6.4
22m
Pawtucket Pat
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.
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S19E09
13 Des 20
★ 6.6
22m
The First No L
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.
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S19E10
17 Jan 21
★ 6.6
22m
Fecal Matters
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.
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S19E11
14 Feb 21
★ 6.3
22m
Boy's Best Friend
Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.
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S19E12
28 Feb 21
★ 5.7
22m
And Then There's Fraud
After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.
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S19E13
7 Mar 21
★ 7.0
22m
PeTerminator
Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.
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S19E14
14 Mar 21
★ 6.0
22m
The Marrying Kind
Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
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S19E15
28 Mar 21
★ 6.2
22m
Customer of the Week
After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.
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S19E16
11 Apr 21
★ 6.5
22m
Who's Brian Now?
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.
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S19E17
18 Apr 21
★ 6.9
22m
Young Parent Trap
Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.
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S19E18
2 Mei 21
★ 5.8
22m
Meg Goes to College
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
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S19E19
9 Mei 21
★ 6.3
22m
Family Cat
Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.
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S19E20
16 Mei 21
★ 6.8
22m
Tales of Former Sports Glory
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.
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S20E01
26 Sep 21
★ 5.8
22m
LASIK Instinct
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.
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S20E02
3 Okt 21
★ 5.7
22m
Rock Hard
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
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S20E03
10 Okt 21
★ 6.0
22m
Must Love Dogs
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.
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S20E04
17 Okt 21
★ 6.2
22m
80's Guy
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.
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S20E05
24 Okt 21
★ 5.6
22m
Brief Encounter
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
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S20E06
7 Nov 21
★ 5.5
22m
Cootie & The Blowhard
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
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S20E07
14 Nov 21
★ 6.4
22m
Peterschmidt Manor
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.
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S20E08
21 Nov 21
★ 5.9
22m
The Birthday Bootlegger
A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
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S20E09
28 Nov 21
★ 7.3
22m
The Fatman Always Rings Twice
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
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S20E10
19 Des 21
★ 6.6
22m
Christmas Crime
After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West's nativity scene causing outrage.
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S20E11
9 Jan 22
★ 5.4
22m
Mister Act
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.
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S20E12
27 Feb 22
★ 6.6
22m
The Lois Quagmire
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.
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S20E13
6 Mar 22
★ 5.7
22m
Lawyer Guy
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor -- who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
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S20E14
13 Mar 22
★ 5.5
22m
HBO-No
The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."
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S20E15
20 Mar 22
★ 6.6
22m
Hard Boiled Meg
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver. Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
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S20E16
27 Mar 22
★ 6.6
22m
Prescription Heroine
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
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S20E17
1 Mei 22
★ 6.7
22m
All About Alana
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
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S20E18
8 Mei 22
★ 5.6
22m
Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
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S20E19
15 Mei 22
★ 5.9
22m
First Blood
The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.
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S20E20
22 Mei 22
★ 5.2
22m
The Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".
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S21E01
25 Sep 22
★ 7.2
22m
Oscars Guy
"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump".
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S21E02
2 Okt 22
★ 6.9
22m
Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
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S21E03
9 Okt 22
★ 6.8
22m
A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
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S21E04
16 Okt 22
★ 7.5
22m
The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
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S21E05
23 Okt 22
★ 7.4
22m
Unzipped Code
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
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S21E06
30 Okt 22
★ 7.9
22m
Happy Holo-ween
Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.
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S21E07
13 Nov 22
★ 7.7
22m
The Stewaway
During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.
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S21E08
20 Nov 22
★ 7.0
22m
Get Stewie
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
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S21E09
4 Des 22
★ 7.2
22m
Carny Knowledge
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.
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S21E10
11 Des 22
★ 7.1
22m
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.
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S21E11
8 Jan 23
★ 6.8
22m
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
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S21E12
19 Feb 23
★ 6.0
22m
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
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S21E13
26 Feb 23
★ 7.7
22m
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.
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S21E14
5 Mar 23
★ 7.0
22m
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
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S21E15
12 Mar 23
★ 7.2
22m
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
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S21E16
16 Apr 23
★ 6.8
22m
The Bird Reich
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing.
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S21E17
16 Apr 23
★ 6.7
22m
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.
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S21E18
23 Apr 23
★ 7.1
22m
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
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S21E19
30 Apr 23
★ 6.5
22m
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
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S21E20
7 Mei 23
★ 6.2
22m
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
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S22E01
1 Okt 23
★ 6.7
22m
Fertilized Megg
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.
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S22E02
8 Okt 23
★ 7.4
22m
Supermarket Pete
With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.
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S22E03
22 Okt 23
★ 7.5
22m
A Stache from the Past
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.
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S22E04
5 Nov 23
★ 7.9
22m
Old World Harm
Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.
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S22E05
12 Nov 23
★ 8.1
22m
Baby, It's Cold Inside
Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.
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S22E06
19 Nov 23
★ 6.9
22m
Boston Stewie
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
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S22E07
26 Nov 23
★ 8.0
22m
Snap(ple) Decision
Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy."
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S22E08
3 Des 23
★ 7.1
22m
Baking Sad
Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."
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S22E09
17 Des 23
★ 7.1
22m
The Return of the King (of Queens)
Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.
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S22E10
6 Mar 24
★ 8.0
22m
Cabin Pressure
When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.
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S22E11
13 Mar 24
★ 6.5
22m
Teacher's Heavy Pet
Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how long he remains a member.
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S22E12
20 Mar 24
★ 7.2
22m
Take This Job and Love It
Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be.
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S22E13
27 Mar 24
★ 7.5
22m
Lifeguard Meg
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.
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S22E14
10 Apr 24
★ 7.7
22m
Fat Actor
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.
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S22E15
17 Apr 24
★ 7.3
22m
Faith No More
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.
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S23E01
16 Feb 25
★ 7.4
22m
Fat Gun
This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.
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S23E02
23 Feb 25
★ 7.1
22m
Live, Laugh, Love
When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's school trip, where she strives to reunite the principal with his long-lost love.
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S23E03
2 Mar 25
★ 6.1
22m
Drunk with Power
Peter swaps lives with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and is forced to make a ruling on the constitutionality of gay marriage, meanwhile, Brett tries to become friends with Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
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S23E04
9 Mar 25
★ 6.5
22m
Lois C.K.
Lois becomes a stand-up comic, using real life stories about Peter as content; Peter tries his best to straighten his life out to avoid being ridiculed by Lois's act.
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S23E05
16 Mar 25
★ 7.5
22m
The Chicken or the Meg
Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.
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S23E06
23 Mar 25
★ 6.8
22m
Dog Is My Co-Pilot
After successfully landing a plane, Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour. Meanwhile Chris and Stewie open a boutique pizza place.
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S23E07
30 Mar 25
★ 7.0
22m
Pitch Imperfect
Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.
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S23E08
6 Apr 25
★ 6.8
22m
Hard Times at Adam West High
Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous when he sits out of a lottery pool and the guys win.
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S23E09
13 Apr 25
★ 7.1
22m
The Elle Word
When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the librarian.
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S23E10
27 Apr 25
★ 6.2
22m
A Real Who's Hulu
The Griffins spoof "Only Murders in the Building," "The Dropout," and "The Bear."
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S23E11
4 Mei 25
★ 6.0
22m
China Doll
When Stewie sees a tag on Rupert reading "Made in China," he heads off to China to meet Rupert's family.
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S23E12
11 Mei 25
★ 6.3
22m
One Foot in Front of the Mother
Due to a police complaint about his excessive barking, Brian has to wear a shock collar; looking to join an after-school team, Chris discovers a talent for speed walking.
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S23E13
18 Mei 25
★ 6.7
22m
The Fat Lotus
In this Griffin-family twist on the popular HBO series, Peter suspects Lois of betraying his trust with Quagmire at a swanky vacation, while Stewie worries that his wealthy new friends plan to sacrifice him in a volcano.
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S23E14
29 Mei 25
★ 6.8
22m
Cool Hand Lois
Lois embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
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S23E15
5 Jun 25
★ 7.8
22m
Martian Meg
Fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong, Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars.
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S23E16
3 Jul 25
★ 7.0
22m
Row v. Wade
Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.
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S23E17
6 Jul 25
★ 6.5
22m
Karenheit 451
Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.
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S23E18
17 Jul 25
★ 7.2
22m
Twain's World
In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day, but the plan goes awry when Twain overindulges in pornography.
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S24E01
15 Feb 26
★ 8.1
22m
The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]
Lois and Stewie finally understand each other - thanks to Brian's edibles - and try to understand their complicated relationship.
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S24E02
22 Feb 26
★ 7.4
22m
Pumpkin Spice Girls
Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and Lois concoct an elaborate heist to steal the formula.
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S24E03
22 Feb 26
★ 6.7
22m
Man-Fest Destiny
Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.
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S24E04
1 Mar 26
★ 7.3
22m
Bringing Up Brady
Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.
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S24E05
1 Mar 26
★ 8.0
22m
Dear Francis
Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading to a round of therapy. Things worsen when Lois discovers "Frances" is the name of the Clam's new, pretty waitress.
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S24E06
8 Mar 26
★ 8.0
22m
Viewer DMs
In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Griffins' ancestors arrived in Quahog, and looks back at Quagmire's 1960s variety show.
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S24E07
8 Mar 26
★ 7.0
22m
Scent of a Woman
Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.
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S24E08
15 Mar 26
22m
Play Time
In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.
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S24E09
15 Mar 26
★ 3.0
22m
Phony Montana
After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he worries will hurt his chances with her.
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S24E10
12 Apr 26
22m
A Few More Ways to Die in the West
In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agrees to escort a wealthy businessman on a train journey.
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S24E11
12 Apr 26
22m
Tall Stewie
When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in the Griffin family.
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S24E12
26 Apr 26
21m
Lower G.I. Joe
A colonoscopy reveals Peter has a rare collectible toy action figure lodged in his intestine, but the reward for selling it causes a rift between him and the guys.
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S24E13
3 Mei 26
21m
Friend's Best Man
Stewie becomes engaged to Rupert, but Brian is upset when he is not chosen as the best man.
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S24E14
10 Mei 26
21m
Let the Goodtimes Walk
A powerful sleeping aid medication gives Joe the ability to walk while he is asleep, but Joe grows concerned when it becomes clear that the guys prefer his sleepwalking self.
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S24E15
17 Mei 26
★ 5.0
30m
High School History
In this three-act parody of prominent historical eras, the Griffins take a humorous look at The French Revolution, the American Civil War, and World War II.