Curb Your Enthusiasm — Season 5 Episode 3
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S05E03
The Christ Nail
A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.
Comedy
Episode
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S01E01
15 Okt 00
★ 7.4
29m
The Pants Tent
An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.
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S01E02
22 Okt 00
★ 7.5
29m
Ted and Mary
Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.
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S01E03
29 Okt 00
★ 7.6
29m
Porno Gil
Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.
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S01E04
5 Nov 00
★ 7.7
28m
The Bracelet
Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.
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S01E05
12 Nov 00
★ 8.1
29m
Interior Decorator
Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.
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S01E06
19 Nov 00
★ 7.6
30m
The Wire
Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.
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S01E07
26 Nov 00
★ 7.2
27m
AAMCO
Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.
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S01E08
3 Des 00
★ 8.4
30m
Beloved Aunt
When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.
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S01E09
10 Des 00
★ 7.8
30m
Affirmative Action
Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.
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S01E10
17 Des 00
★ 8.3
31m
The Group
Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.
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S02E01
23 Sep 01
★ 7.6
30m
The Car Salesman
Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.
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S02E02
30 Sep 01
★ 8.1
28m
Thor
Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.
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S02E03
7 Okt 01
★ 8.0
30m
Trick or Treat
Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the "trick" side of Halloween. He also alienates Cheryl's screenwriter friend Cliff and a Jewish neighbor AND spoils his romantic anniversary gift when Jeff arrives to play a round of golf.
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S02E04
14 Okt 01
★ 8.0
29m
The Shrimp Incident
Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food.
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S02E05
21 Okt 01
★ 7.8
28m
The Thong
Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.
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S02E06
28 Okt 01
★ 7.6
30m
The Acupuncturist
Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies.
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S02E07
4 Nov 01
★ 9.0
30m
The Doll
At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll.
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S02E08
11 Nov 01
★ 8.0
30m
Shaq
Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.
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S02E09
18 Nov 01
★ 8.0
30m
The Baptism
Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accused Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, and Larry accuses several passengers of stealing his airline tickets.
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S02E10
25 Nov 01
★ 7.4
30m
The Massage
Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.
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S03E01
15 Sep 02
★ 8.0
30m
Chet's Shirt
While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husband's shirt. Larry then goes to the department store the next day to buy it. Meanwhile, Jeff talks Larry into investing in a trendy new celebrity restaurant. Larry also gets into trouble when he throws away some trash in a random garbage can.
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S03E02
22 Sep 02
★ 7.6
30m
The Benadryl Brownie
Thanks to Larry's miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis' girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week before they're supposed to go to the Emmy Awards. A practicing Christian Scientist, she doesn't take any medicine, so Richard and Larry devise a scheme to cook up some brownies laced with medicine. Like all things Larry does, the plan backfires.
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S03E03
29 Sep 02
★ 7.8
30m
Club Soda and Salt
Larry, Jeff, and Ted scramble to find a chef for the new restaurant, but Larry doesn't like Ted's recommendation. While trying to find a replacement, Larry learns a few things - Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing friend, people won't take a wedding gift after a year, and that club soda and salt will get stains out of anything.
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S03E04
6 Okt 02
★ 7.8
30m
The Nanny from Hell
Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a ""nanny from hell"" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a ""penis faux pas"" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.
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S03E05
13 Okt 02
★ 7.5
30m
The Terrorist Attack
A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.
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S03E06
20 Okt 02
★ 8.0
30m
The Special Section
Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in New York City, but he doesn't find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once he's past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mother's body at the cemetery.
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S03E07
27 Okt 02
★ 8.1
29m
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, ""When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?"" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd—but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.
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S03E08
3 Nov 02
★ 8.2
30m
Krazee-Eyez Killa
Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.
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S03E09
10 Nov 02
★ 7.8
31m
Mary, Joseph and Larry
Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.
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S03E10
17 Nov 02
★ 8.5
30m
The Grand Opening
Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.
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S04E01
4 Jan 04
★ 7.5
30m
Mel's Offer
After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Larry to be the star of his broadway show.
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S04E02
11 Jan 04
★ 7.8
30m
Ben's Birthday Party
Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.
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S04E03
18 Jan 04
★ 7.5
31m
The Blind Date
Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.
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S04E04
25 Jan 04
★ 7.7
30m
The Weatherman
Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.
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S04E05
1 Feb 04
★ 7.7
30m
The 5 Wood
A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation with a dog.
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S04E06
8 Feb 04
★ 8.6
30m
The Car Pool Lane
To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.
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S04E07
22 Feb 04
★ 8.4
31m
The Surrogate
Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.
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S04E08
29 Feb 04
★ 8.1
29m
Wandering Bear
The purschasing of a video endangers Larry's relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susie's best friend. Cheryl gets medical advice from an unorthodox source.
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S04E09
7 Mar 04
★ 8.3
30m
The Survivor
Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.
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S04E10
14 Mar 04
★ 8.6
59m
Opening Night
The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".
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S05E01
25 Sep 05
★ 7.7
31m
The Larry David Sandwich
As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.
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S05E02
2 Okt 05
★ 7.1
31m
The Bowtie
Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.
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S05E03
9 Okt 05
★ 7.4
29m
Sedang diputar
The Christ Nail
A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.
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S05E04
16 Okt 05
★ 7.6
31m
Kamikaze Bingo
Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.
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S05E05
30 Okt 05
★ 7.9
31m
Lewis Needs a Kidney
When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who ""gets"" to give up their organ.
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S05E06
6 Nov 05
★ 7.6
30m
The Smoking Jacket
His father's smoking jacket and ""bathroom contamination"" cause grief for Larry.
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S05E07
13 Nov 05
★ 8.1
31m
The Seder
Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.
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S05E08
20 Nov 05
★ 8.4
34m
The Ski Lift
Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings. [tv.com]
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S05E09
27 Nov 05
★ 7.4
29m
The Korean Bookie
Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.
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S05E10
4 Des 05
★ 7.8
43m
The End
Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.